Hi, my name is Imelda Marcos Kendra and that is a horrible iphone picture of me sitting in the Garden State Mall Lord and Taylors in Paramus, New Jersey on a rainy Saturday. I'm buying shoes.
I'm always buying shoes.
I buy shoes everywhere, from the sketchy Times Square closet stores to Saks on fifth, and I will wear anyone from Payless to Christian Louboutin. Because I'm indiscriminate like that, I have almost two hundred pairs of shoes.
I believe this is the real meaning of "having too much awesome on my feet."